| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
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