| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
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