| Acronym | Meaning |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |