| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
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