| Acronym | Meaning |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |