| Acronym | Meaning |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |