| Acronym | Meaning |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |