| Acronym | Meaning |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |