| Acronym | Meaning |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |