| Acronym | Meaning |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |