| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
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