| Acronym | Meaning |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |