| Acronym | Meaning |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |