| Acronym | Meaning |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |