| Acronym | Meaning |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |