| Acronym | Meaning |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |