| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
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