| Acronym | Meaning |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |