| Acronym | Meaning |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |