| Acronym | Meaning |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |