| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
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