| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
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