| Acronym | Meaning |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |