| Acronym | Meaning |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |