| Acronym | Meaning |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |