| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
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