| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
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