| Acronym | Meaning |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |