| Acronym | Meaning |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |