| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
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