| Acronym | Meaning |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |