| Acronym | Meaning |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |