| Acronym | Meaning |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |