| Acronym | Meaning |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |