| Acronym | Meaning |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |