| Acronym | Meaning |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |