| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
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