| Acronym | Meaning |
 | UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
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