| Acronym | Meaning |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |