| Acronym | Meaning |
 | C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
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