| Acronym | Meaning |
 | VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
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