| Acronym | Meaning |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |