| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
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