| Acronym | Meaning |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |