| Acronym | Meaning |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| FOB | Found On Bench |