| Acronym | Meaning |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |