| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
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