| Acronym | Meaning |
 | IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
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