| Acronym | Meaning |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |