| Acronym | Meaning |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |